Brainlet: Is Peter Jackson poison or venom?

Posted on July 3, 2005 by Devin

I was reviewing the difference between venom and poison with Alaric and Treanna earlier:


Me: Okay, so if you got stung by a bee, is that venom or poison?
Treanna: Venom!
Me: Right! If you got bit by a snake?
Alaric: Venom!
Me: Very good! What if you drank a jar of formaldehyde?
Treanna: Poison!
Me: What about eating toadstools?
Alaric: Poison!
Me: What about a scorpion whacking you on the foot?
Treanna: Venom!
Me: What if a big guy with a beard kisses you on the forehead? [kisses Alaric on forehead]
Treanna: That’s not either!
Alaric: That’s a good thing!
Me: What if the guy is Peter Jackson?
Alaric: [thinks for a moment]…venom!

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One Response to Brainlet: Is Peter Jackson poison or venom?

  1. http:// says:
    July 4, 2005 at 00:38

    They say that 7 out of the 10 most venomous movie directors come from Australia and New Zealand…

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