Archive for: October 15th, 2004

Icon Story.

Oct 15 2004 Published by Devin under Recreation

Steph passed me an amusing animation: Icon Story.

After my years of working with Windows, this feels accurate.

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First bug to fix

Oct 15 2004 Published by Devin under Computers

Why the bloody hell is .Text sending two or more Trackback entries to blogs I link to? That’s really annoying, and I apologize to everyone whose blogs I just spammed.


Edited: it’s because .Text sends out a new Trackback entry every time the post is edited. Since I’m using BlogJet to upload posts as drafts, that’s at least two edits — one for the initial upload, one for the actual publication. Aargh!

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Brainlet: Random X Table

Oct 15 2004 Published by Devin under Autism Spectrum, Humor, Recreation

 


Introducing a new category of my blog: Brainlets. After all, my brain is scary, and I need to share that with you. Besides, Steph has been threatening to hurt me if I don’t start keeping a blog of all the random weird shit I come up with and use to make her laugh.


So, here’s the first brainlet: Random X Table.


A few months back, Steph found herself about to go crazy trying to decide what to make for dinner. I don’t remember which RPG project I was working on at the time, but I was exasperated enough to take two minutes and draw up the Random Dinner Table. You roll two six-sided dice: the first told you what meat you were using (chicken, ground beef, steak, etc.) and the second told you what the rest of the meal was (pasta with red sauce). Although it was a joke, it worked quite well, so I decided to keep my eyes open for opportunities to use this technique elsewhere; after all, gamers are used to rolling on tables to make decisions.


In late July, I had the opportunity to draw up another table: the Random Platter Table. Steph was preparing for a tea party and dithering badly about which platter to use:


“I just noticed a downside to having several different serving platters. I don’t quite have enough to make deciding really easy. I am having trouble deciding which one will work best for the lemon bars.”


So, again, I drew upon my valuable RPG freelancer skills to save the day:


Random Platter Table
Roll 1d6 to determine results



  1. This one.

  2. That one.

  3. The other one.

  4. Get Alaric to decide.

  5. Get Treanna to decide.

  6. Roll again.

This is dedicated to everyone who said I’d never get anything useful out of sitting around and playing/reading/writing “those damned Satanic games.” HA!


(Note: the Random Dinner Table has not been included because I’m too lazy to code up the HTML table. One of these days real soon now I won’t be so pathetic; when that happens, the table will be posted and linked. Just remember, Jesus is coming back soon too.)

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Good jokes and the serious thoughts they provoked

Oct 15 2004 Published by Devin under Computers, Politics, Recreation

(Blog note: I’ve switched skins. I ditched the other one because a) it used a dark background, which looks dramatic until you have to read text on it and b) it behaved badly under Mozilla/Firefox.)


I have a few blogs I read on a daily basis. While many of them are technical and work-related, there are many that aren’t. For example:



  • Wil Wheaton Dot Net – author and actor Wil Wheaton. Wil’s a fantastic writer and I’d happily throw down lots of cash to buy volume after volume of Wil’s poker stories. I found out about his blog from my good friend Andrew (the soon-to-be ex-Managing Editor of Steve Jackson Games. w00t, ‘Drew!) and from one of my bosses at work, both on the same day. I’ve been a regular reader ever since.

  • Whatever — another author, John Scalzi. I haven’t any of his books yet, but they’re half as good as his blog, I’m in for a treat, and I’m eagerly awaiting his first published novel, Old Man’s War. (He’s got another one available for download, Agent to the Stars, but I hadn’t gotten around to downloading it yet and it’s MIA from his site right at the moment.)

  • Making Light –  Teresa Nielsen Hayden, editor for Tor Books. She and her husband Patrick help keep me in new reading material and have been extremely gracious people every time I’ve had any interaction with them, usually via Usenet and e-mail many years back when I still was active in the rec.sf.arts.written groups.

Speaking of Making Light, Teresa posted a good joke today, with another fantastic one provided in the comments.


I find these three blogs especially appealing to read, because these are people who are directly involved in the profession that I am currently working on acquiring the discipline for: writer. Reading their blogs has helped me make some interesting discoveries about myself. See, I’ve always thought of myself as fairly conservative on the political spectrum; I’m the registered Republican in the household, while my wife leans Libertarian. The last year or two, I’ve been struggling with the notion that perhaps I really am a liberal. Granted, I’ve never been the kind to vote on party lines or to be strictly conservative, but in my head, the term “liberal” still has that faint whiff of decadence and indecency that it carried during my formative years. My parents were pretty good at filtering out most of that polarized world view, but they could only do so much; you grow up in a washed-out lumber and tourist town in Central Oregon, you grow up in a hotbed of conservatism.


Coming to terms with the fact that I’m not nearly the conservative my self-image would have me believe has been an interesting process. Wil, John, and Teresa in particular have helped ease my growing pains; these are people I professionally admire, people that I think I would like to hang out with, and they are not at all shy about their opinions. They explain their opinions clearly, they provide clear reasoning to support why they hold those opinions, and they make no apologies. I agree with them more often than I disagree, but I have no trouble pointing to why I disagree with them and I continue to respect their opinions. They are not idealogues; they are people of reason and principle. In short, these are people I admire; I can only make myself a better person by following their example of clear thinking, personal integrity, and forthrightness.

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